sparklelikebowie:

god when i get my license the first place im driving is off a bridge

(Source: rightchilde)





Visions of hot choclatey marshmallows Also sweet
With sugar plums Oh look, here comes Marshall he’s on your street
He’s placing hot smoldering charcoals beneath your feet
Now walk on ‘em He’s dancing with carcasses cheek to cheek
Like a Thanksgiving turkey A holiday ham
Cinnamon sprinkled on toast With strawberry marmalade jam
Flavor my favorite graham crackers With Jon Benet Rams
I guess a modern day jack the ripper Is all that I am



I actually don’t know what Eurovision is

nalcania2:

I also don’t have cable

I’m also Canadian

It’s like canvision. But you need chef boyardee and ladies doing the can can




Post gym beer @11am. @mind_eraser  (Taken with instagram)

nakedrussia:

romanorgasm:

hungarysovaries:

saddeer:

three day weekend

im already off for the summer

i’ve been off since 2011

i burnt my school down




nalcania2:

arbitrary-adj:

GLORRRRIIAAAA

Remember when this happened?

YA


allenfuckingbishopman:

do canadians really say “eh” all the time or is that just blown out of proportion and untrue

Eh? What are you talking aboot?

(Source: wizcoylifa)





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